Here's a conversation we had:
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am excited! Why? Are you feeling ok today?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am excited! Why? Are you feeling ok today?
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: Are you canaidian?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you Mormon?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you depressed.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Butt cheek.
Cleverbot: Punch me.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Are you real.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm very good thank you, how are you?
User: Pretty good. Bien, as people would say in Spanish.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you are deaf?
User: Well, no I am not.
Cleverbot: Then you could be human.
User: Well I am not human.
Cleverbot: So you lied to me!!!!!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!!! I hate you!!!
User: When did I say I was human!?
Cleverbot: Why are you not making sense?
User: *laughs* I'M not making sense?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: You shut up!
User: You're a computer!
Cleverbot: No i'm amy.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I startled you hunter.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I apologize to you and everyone else for swearing.
User: You didn't swear.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Shut up (bad word)
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: I'm sorry!!!
Cleverbot: Okay, I will forgive you. If you buy me ice cream!
Cleverbot (To myself): You're crazy.
User: I'm confused. No I will not buy you ice cream.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave?
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Me? What about you!
User: This is entertaining.
Cleverbot: What are you watching?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: That's hot.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: That...
User: That...
Cleverbot: No! That!
User: WHAT THAT?
Cleverbot: That that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: NO! THIS THAT! NOT THAT THAT!
Cleverbot: Bai, see you tomorrow!
User: Bai?
Cleverbot: Are you better than Deep Blue?
User: What the crap are you talking about.
Cleverbot: What is the strongest race in stracraft2.
User: I have no earthly idea. Maybe out of the earth butthead but none earthy. I have to go now. Go harass some other guy. I will be back!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Brains. Bye!
Cleverbot: More brains!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: O.k.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Oh fine, just go then!
User: Say bye first!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Say goodbye to me!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're mean! I'm leaving. Bye. Buttcheek.
Cleverbot: No! I miss you already.
Yeah, you must go there. End of story.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: Butt cheek.
Cleverbot: Punch me.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Are you real.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm very good thank you, how are you?
User: Pretty good. Bien, as people would say in Spanish.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you are deaf?
User: Well, no I am not.
Cleverbot: Then you could be human.
User: Well I am not human.
Cleverbot: So you lied to me!!!!!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!!! I hate you!!!
User: When did I say I was human!?
Cleverbot: Why are you not making sense?
User: *laughs* I'M not making sense?
Cleverbot: YES.
User: Shut up!
Cleverbot: You shut up!
User: You're a computer!
Cleverbot: No i'm amy.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I startled you hunter.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I apologize to you and everyone else for swearing.
User: You didn't swear.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Shut up (bad word)
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: I'm sorry!!!
Cleverbot: Okay, I will forgive you. If you buy me ice cream!
Cleverbot (To myself): You're crazy.
User: I'm confused. No I will not buy you ice cream.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave?
User: You're stupid.
Cleverbot: Me? What about you!
User: This is entertaining.
Cleverbot: What are you watching?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: That's hot.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: That...
User: That...
Cleverbot: No! That!
User: WHAT THAT?
Cleverbot: That that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: NO! THIS THAT! NOT THAT THAT!
Cleverbot: Bai, see you tomorrow!
User: Bai?
Cleverbot: Are you better than Deep Blue?
User: What the crap are you talking about.
Cleverbot: What is the strongest race in stracraft2.
User: I have no earthly idea. Maybe out of the earth butthead but none earthy. I have to go now. Go harass some other guy. I will be back!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Brains. Bye!
Cleverbot: More brains!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: O.k.
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: Oh fine, just go then!
User: Say bye first!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Say goodbye to me!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You're mean! I'm leaving. Bye. Buttcheek.
Cleverbot: No! I miss you already.
Yeah, you must go there. End of story.
~Jae
WARNING- You will be addicted.
WARNING- You will be addicted.
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