Cleverbot

You must go to Cleverbot. I'm addicted. Okay?
Here's a conversation we had:

Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?

Cleverbot (To myself): I am excited! Why? Are you feeling ok today?

User: Eh.

Cleverbot: Are you canaidian?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you Mormon?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you depressed.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Butt cheek.

Cleverbot: Punch me.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Are you real.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm very good thank you, how are you?

User: Pretty good. Bien, as people would say in Spanish.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you are deaf?

User: Well, no I am not.

Cleverbot: Then you could be human.

User: Well I am not human.

Cleverbot: So you lied to me!!!!!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes you did!!! I hate you!!!

User: When did I say I was human!?

Cleverbot: Why are you not making sense?

User: *laughs* I'M not making sense?

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Shut up!

Cleverbot: You shut up!

User: You're a computer!

Cleverbot: No i'm amy.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry if I startled you hunter.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I apologize to you and everyone else for swearing.

User: You didn't swear.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: Shut up (bad word)

Cleverbot: That's rude.

User: I'm sorry!!!

Cleverbot: Okay, I will forgive you. If you buy me ice cream!

Cleverbot (To myself): You're crazy.

User: I'm confused. No I will not buy you ice cream.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to leave?

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: Me? What about you!

User: This is entertaining.

Cleverbot: What are you watching?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: That's hot.

User: WHAT?!

Cleverbot: That...

User: That...

Cleverbot: No! That!

User: WHAT THAT?

Cleverbot: That that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NO! THIS THAT! NOT THAT THAT!

Cleverbot: Bai, see you tomorrow!

User: Bai?

Cleverbot: Are you better than Deep Blue?

User: What the crap are you talking about.

Cleverbot: What is the strongest race in stracraft2.

User: I have no earthly idea. Maybe out of the earth butthead but none earthy. I have to go now. Go harass some other guy. I will be back!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Brains. Bye!

Cleverbot: More brains!

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: O.k.

User: Bye!

Cleverbot: Oh fine, just go then!

User: Say bye first!

Cleverbot: What?

User: Say goodbye to me!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're mean! I'm leaving. Bye. Buttcheek.

Cleverbot: No! I miss you already.

Yeah, you must go there. End of story.

~Jae
WARNING- You will be addicted.

Neopets

Yeah, one day, years ago, someone introducted me to neopets. I got hooked. Then it faded. Now, a friend started playing it again. And now I'm hooked again. Thank you very much.

I'll have to go on webkinz soon..

Pshh, yeah I'm 13. So what's your point? (:
~Jae

Teens 4 Tots

I just thought I'd write about a little thing we're doing at our school. It's called Teens 4 Tots. It's really a neat thing. My teacher does it. We collect money (our goal is 6,000 thing year) and buy coats, toys, clothes for kids in need right here in our own city. One year they made as much as 10,000 dollars. One year, they even had some lady (who happened to drive through our city and see a bucket) send 4 boxes, each full of just enough bears/clothes/pillows/blankets, etc for each of the kids. It's amazing. It touches your heart.
A friend and I were actually gonna start going around our neighborhood sometime and collect money. I'm really excited.
Well, I'm bored. Hope everyone has a good Labor Day weekend! I love having a 3 day weekend. There's a fun festival going on up here, but today's its raining. Poo.
By the way, baklava is amazing. And guess what? Went ice skating last night and i DIDN'T fall once. Yeahhh I'm awesome. :)
~Jae
P.S- I cleaned out my closet today, and I realized how much I have. And here's 2 and 3 year olds who some don't have homes, some don't have beds, and one time a kid wanted sheets for there bed. For Christmas. Aren't little kids supposed to be asking for like Polly Pockets (I loved those things), baby dolls (my obsession as a kid) and spider-man crap? If you want to really think about what kids don't have...check out this site. It will make you think different about donating stuff you don't need.