I'm Sissy and I Know it...

If you read that blog title, and the song "I'm Sexy and I Know It" came up in your head, you should comment. 'Cause that's exactly what happened to Jovi and I after school. It was fricking 76 (Give or take, the dang weather people give you mixed signals) today! Chance of snow tomorrow. Hah, welcome to the land we call Iowa. Looks like it'll be leveling around with rain and 50 degrees here soon, though.
Taking advantage of this BEAUTIFUL weather, I took my doggies for a walk. Up the hill--where one who only weighs 10 pounds was dragging me--and up to visit a close-living Grandma. I have two dogs, both toy poodles. One's 10 pounds and, wait for it, the other's 5 pounds. We're pretty sure he was a runt. Jeez, we were starting to think he was a teacup. But he was a breeded one, the other we got from our local Humane Society.
Yep. Point is, good weather  makes you in a good mood.
**Here's my little story...my friend (not Jovi) and her twin HATE bugs and bees and chiz. Well, of all people (I'm glad it's not me cause I'm just as bad, maybe not as vocal. Yeah they screamed once last year xD), a bee was on her at lunch. Being her best sister and her best friend, we took off running. Another friend saw me laughing, after my moment of holy crap, bee, leave, run, get out happened, and she automatically says "What did you do??"
Ah she knows me too well.
Well I couldn't stop my laughing to tell her at the moment. Now that I think back at it, I can't remember exactly WHY it was so funny. Her expression? The remembrance that just a few minutes early (at lunch...we were in courtyard after) I kept putting CheezIts on my friends lunch bag and later the wrapper, and her very confused face? Hehe, cheeZITS...wow. I'm immature. Yeah, ignore me.
And yeah, then after school one landed on her coat. Well, I heard her in a frantic voice say "It's on my shoe!"
Yet, she tossed her coat down to the ground. On the cement. And I asked her later, she said it was on her coat. Ohh frantic people's thoughts. I swear she said shoe! Anyway, they left it on the ground awhile. And when her sister (she said her or I should do it because we abandoned her, and Jovi stayed. Then we discussed killer bees and if they ever swarmed into Iowa we'd probably run and let her die. Honestly, we probably wouldn't recognize it as a killer bee. Here's my thought process: bug, black, yellow, flying, bee, oh my gosh, stings, ew, run away, get away, freak out...
And that's exactly what happens. Later she said "Yeah, I'm sissy and I know it."
She didn't mean for it to be like LMFAO, but I started singing and Joy (Jovi) was like "I wasn't the only one thinking it!"
Then I started in on I'm Shakespeare and I know it...ahah yeah**
I feel like skipping around right now...heck, I don't know why.I've had quarter tests, and state tests next week. But hey, that means canceling out a few classes for homework! Or...maybe it was the cookie dough I just ate.I love having a sister who's a wonderful cook. I'm afraid my family will stare at me, even though they're used to it.
...I'll be right back.
*moments later*
*skips back in with pink lemonade and a flat cookie in her tummy*
The cookie's need more flower (experimental).
La la la la la...
What else was I gonna say?
Well, my birthday's a week from tomorrow. Fourteen baby! Catorce! Learner's permit age. :))
Stayy off the streets man! ...Make that sidewalks.
Best place to practice? Graveyard. Honestly, you can't kill anyone there. And you can watch little duckies waddle around in the pond, feed them bread (not drive by them...).
Danng those cookies are good.
So, our school is having opera singers come tomorrow? I don't really wanna skip band, but choir is willing and I heard it hurts your ears (especially in our little middle school theater, literally called "Little Theater"...
Opera? Hmm, I'll have to suppress a few giggles. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for all types of music. If you're an opera singer, I strongly apologize. It's just kinda funny.
...Honestly I can't think of the point of this blog post. ((I published this, then remembered. I shall go add the "story" in under **'s :)) I've been off and on writing (interrupted by a family visitor and cookies and so forth...).
Yeah.
Well, chao for now I guess. Well since I don't know half of who's reading this (I hope some are...), maybe it'd be adios.
Peace out.
...mann *groovy voice*
Kunichiwa...
...wait
Bonjour!
I think I've mixed up my greetings and farewells. D:
Bye!
~Jae
P.s- Please check out our co-blog! Three hilarious girls (Oh, *blushes*) all mixed in a blog. Sorry for my little "ads". Just read, follow, share. Thanks, mucho appreciation. I will probably go huddle up in my Mockingjay book now...